For all the Bachelor Lovers

DISCLAIMER: If you don't like the Bachelor, don't read on. This post is strictly for those who love the weekly drama of multiple women vying for the attention of one nice man who inevitably ends up bawling like a baby from the sheer stress of it all. If that is not for you, then I am pretty sure you will not enjoy this post.

The Bachelor....I love it. It's my favorite show ever! I look forward to every new season with almost a stalker-like enthusiasm. So, be prepared to read about it pretty much weekly.

Jason: is a nice enough guy, and I am glad he has the chance to be the chooser (is that a word?) this time around. (Stupid Deanna-who, speaking of, comes back this season. WOW.)

So, each year I make Mike get more involved than any wife should force their husband to be, but whatever. He and I choose 'our picks' as we like to call them. His pick always gets cut the first night. My pick is always someone that stays around until the end (but I always get my heart broken as they are usually the runner up)

Mike's Pick: Shelby (Who got cut. But I have to admit, I really liked her, too)

My Pick: Natalie

We also pick what we like to call 'The Dark Horse'. The Bachelor follows the same pattern year after year. There is always the girl who, as the show rolls on, becomes obvious that she will make it to the final 2. But then there is 'the dark horse' who it appears he never even talks to until the last 2 episodes and then he picks her to get engaged. I guess it's ABC's way of taking everyone by surprise.

Mike's Dark Horse: Jillian

My Dark Horse: Treasure (who, um, I went to high school with and did not recognize until I read Lizzy's blog! That's Treasure Morgan! And she got cut. BOO JASON!)

So, Since Mike's 'pick' got cut, and my 'dark horse' got cut, we both got to pick again. ( Hey, it's our game, so we make the rules.)

Mike's new Pick: Lauren (I really like her too, I had a hard time decided between her and Natalie for my first pick)

My new Dark Horse: Eva Mendez. Oh, I mean Naomi. But doesn't she look so much like Eva?

A few things to mention. First, there were a few 'What the HECK' people that he kept. Why? Why?

Mean girl: Erika. She isn't nice, and she was really catty. Why would he choose her over Shelby?

Salsa girl: Shannon. I have no words for this. He could have kept Treasure but THIS is who he kept. Stupid.

Another girl to mention: Molly. For some reason, she bugs me. Not so much that I want her gone, because actually I think she will go really far. I think he likes her. But, I don't know, there is something about her.....

Megan- Shut up about the mommy bond, Megan. That's why all the non-kid girls voted you the least compatible.

I think that she could have smoothed things over if she had not called them all Bi-otches in front of Jason. SMART MOVE, honey.

The First Impression Rose girl: Nikki. Eh, she's pretty and all, but I don't know if I see her going far. She seems nice enough.

Deanna- Will apparetnly be making an appearance soon. GO HOME DEANNA. You had your chance, and you chose JESSIE!!!!!!!! ! ! ! !
Lastly, I have to mention Stephanie. I literally cried for this girl, I feel so awful for her. She seems SO sweet and so genuine. But I can't help but think that she looks old enough to be his mom... It's not like, wrinkly type old, just really mature looking, I guess....

Okay, so if you made it to the end....then you must be a Bachelor fan too. Or you think I am totally psychotic. But if you are a fan, let's be fans together because I love to dish about the Bachelor!