Tuesday, March 3, 2009

She's going to do her stupid hotdog stuff...and I am going to watch. Because I am stupid...and a fool.

A direct quote from Mike right there after the announcement that JILLIAN is the new Bachelorette. My reaction?

BRING IT ON!!!

I am soooooooo excited. For all of those who have declared that they are swearing off the Bachelor forever (ADRIENNE)...can you really turn your backs on Jillian? I know I can't!!! We only have to wait until May 18th to bask in the goodness. Mike's dark horse didn't leave empty handed after all!

A few comments from tonight...I was so disgusted by Jason's display. It was like he was SO anxious to prove to everyone how real and in love they are...by molesting her on the stage. Gag. I am so sick of hearing his pathetic sob story. I saw him on Jimmy Kimmel last night and he claimed that Melissa already knew it was over before they went on the show. I also heard a rumor from a reliable source (source...do you want to be revealed?) that Molly is preggo and that is why the emergency break up occured. I guess we will know if that one is true in a few months, huh?

I loved all the comments on my blog today. It's almost like I had a room full of friends Bachelor-gossiping with me. I went to a playgroup today and I could tell that no one there were Bachelor fans, and all I wanted to do was grab someone by the arms, jump up and down, and DISH!!! So thanks again for the comments, insights, opinions, theories...I love them ALL. This season has been so fun for me because I have had so many people to share it with. MWAH!

15 comments:

Jen Petty said...

Yes! I finally beat everyone to the comment board so I feel like I have something to add! I am excited about Jillian! She will be great. So, who is your reliable source?! It seems wierd that Melissa wouldn't know before hand that he was going to break up with her. How could they not talk about something like that?

The Williams Family said...

Yeah for Jillian - she should be fun. I had the same thought as Mike...I swear one of her guys is going to come out of the limo in a giant hot dog suit. As for Jason...thought he was full of crap. It just felt so fake to me. I acutally like Molly okay, but the evil in me doesn't want them to last at all becuase he is such a douche! Miss you like crazy Joy!

Wright said...

If Molly is pregnant, she is a WHO-----------!!!! I will absolutely POO my pants!
And yes, I have to watch Jillian. She is my girl. I was just angry, anger does strange things to me. I say things I don't mean.

Jeff and Hollie said...

Joy I have been waiting for your bachelor posts!! You are so funny. You said it all perfectly. It wouldn't surprise me if Molly is pregnant. We will see!!!

Candi said...

So I wonder when she got pregnant...in the tent or after the bikini massage, lol. Can't wait to find out if that rumor is true or not. Gotta love the drama. And I will for sure be watching Jillian on the Bachelorette!! I was LMAO when she said her dad didn't need to see anymore hot tub scenes. She's too cute.

MT said...

1st of all - I found your blog through Jessica Croft - hope you don't mind. I have loved your Bachelor insights. None of my friends watch it and during the finale, I was DYING to talk to someone about this. So here are my thoughts...

1. I kinda want to give Jason a break because this was a weird way to meet someone and the pressure to find someone so quickly to fall in love with and commit to the rest of your life with must have been mind numbing. I feel he rushed his decision at the end. As much as I liked Melissa, his thing for Molly seemed more mature to me. I hated how much he commented on her freaking eyes, but he couldn't get them out of his head and when he was crying on the balcony, I think he was having some serious doubts about what he had just done.

2. Was it all scripted? Hmmm... It was quite a coincidence that Deanna tried to come back and get a shot at him and then he did the same thing to try and get Molly back. Also, a lot of the comments such as, "I can't wait to put a ring on Melissa's finger" - and then Melissa kept asking, "why did you put a ring on my finger..." Ha ha. BUT, Despite all the theories about it all being scripted, I feel Molly's reaction was real and she seemed genuinely shocked. I also liked how her first question was about Melissa. I wish she would have give him a big "I told you so," however. She had told him he was making a big mistake.

3. I loved Melissa's comment about being more careful next time in whom she chooses who to fight for. Jason wasn't worthy of her. She deserves someone who loves her completely and who doesn't have anyone else on his brain or in his heart. Jason is an idiot. He made a cuter couple with Melissa. I still have lingering questions...they spent the holidays together. What were her parents like? LOL.

4. I think Jillian was the best all around choice for Jason, but I'm not sure how I feel about her being the next Bachelorette. She might be a bit boring. I wish it would have been Melissa, but she's been humiliated enough.

Anyway, there's my two cents for what it's worth. Sorry I took up so much space. :P

Sherwoods said...

Oh, Joy, I love you! Why couldn't you have moved to Mexico!!! Oohh, once again, I can't wait to watch! I am anxiously awaiting the truth of the 'rumor'. I absolutely don't believe they only got to 'first base' in the tent. Once again, you will have to post about Jillian's season because once again, I will have to wait for you tube!

Craig & Lynette Forbush said...

Joy,
Your post are inspiring....
I am done watching the Bachelor, however, that doesn't mean I am done with the Bachelorette.... There is still some hope for girls that aren't in it to increase their make-out numbers dramatically in the shortest period of time.

What was interesting is I was sitting around my office talking to a "Biggest Loser" fanatic. That show has had at least 2 marriages in its ~7 seasons. With the Bachelor/ette on season 16 (I believe), and 1 successful marriage, that would indicate that you are 4+X more likely to find true love on the biggest loser.

Interesting........

Jennifer H. said...

Joy your blog was the VERY first place I checked after watching the finale. I thought to myself "OMG Joy has got to be freaking out too!". :)

LOL Mike's quote made me totally laugh out loud. I will gladly watch Jillian as the Bachelorette, at least she has a freakin' backbone unlike Jason.

It will be interesting to see if other things are revealed with time.

gordon, cindy and carter said...

So I'm not too happy about what happened between Jason, Molly and Melissa but I'm not going to comment on it because I am just too disgusted with it all. I really DO want to swear off the Bachelor forever but I'm not sure if I can....I Love Jillian!!! I really did wish she would have been with Jason but not after what happened. So, I wrote on my calendar when the Bachelorette starts and we will see if I watch. Thanks for your comments Joy, I'm so glad I have someone to dish about the Bachelor with!

Shannon said...

LMAO at Mike's comment! Love it. Hahahahhahaha.

Yes, I will watch too...but because I truly liked Jillian. I didn't at first, but she totally grew on me.

And Molly PREGNANT?!?! That would be a good one. Can't wait to hear!

Thanks awesome Bachelor blogger!

Allison said...

My brother is hilarious....I am SO SO SO excited for Jillian, loved her since day one! And Molly was not looking so prego on Tuesday night, but who knows, they sure 'acted' like they were in love. Chris (the host) was on Ellen yesterday (jason melissa and molly are on today!) and he said that jason and melissa's relationship started to go downhill BEFORE the show started airing on TV!! so I'm sure that they had to edit it differently than normal, like the whole Deanna thing, I think that was for sure scripted...so Chris said that they had no idea what to do cause they knew he picked Melissa but then it didn't work out...so they came up with the whole after the rose shocker. SO...yeah I need to get a life but...yes very excited for Jillian, she is going to be such a doll, even if some of that hotdog nonsense makes it into the show!! Love you JOY!

Amanda, Jared and Camden said...

The first thing I thought when he broke up with Melissa was Molly HAS to be prego! Thats funny.

Jami said...

Okay - so I NEVER comment on blogs - sorry - but Joy, you have got to write a book - Kourtni and I were so entertained and impressed by your 'Bachelor' dialogue! And if I ever write a book about my freakish life - you'll have to pen it! Thanks for making me smile - luv ya

StakerSensations said...

Hmmm...you will have to keep us updated on this rumor thing...just an fyi...Melissa was invited to do dancing with stars!!!